Sunday, December 11, 2011

Not the Onion: Grand Game Self Service!

Grand Game Time! Smart people do it in the comment section...

Brazilian woman wins legal "right" to surf porn and masturbate at work.

Excerpt: Ana Catarian Bezerra, 36, suffers from severe anxiety and hypersexuality - something that makes her "compulsion orgasmic," reports Gather.com.

A single mother of three children, Bezerra works as an accountant - a seemingly buttoned-up profession for such a buttoned-down condition, reports Guanabee.com.

In the past, Bezerra would need to masturbate as much as 47 times a day. Her physician, Carlos Howert, has prescribed her a "cocktail" of tranquilizers to help curb her condition. Now she only has to masturbate around 18 times a day, according to Guanabee. One word? Yikes.

Bezerra had to take her employer to court last April, where she won. Now, she will get 15 minute breaks every 2 hours where she can surf porn and get her release, AOL reports.

Don't get too excited though - remember that this is in Brazil, and here in the U.S. there are no court-mandated masturbation breaks available.


ATSRTWT

This would have been excellent news for Anonyman. He was laid off for three months a while back. Turns out that in Brazil his activities during this time would have counted as "employment," and he could have gotten paid for it. Now THAT is progress!

4 comments:

Brad Hutchings said...

In an alternate universe, this lady wins the right to have a smoke during breaks, and this sentence reads...

What you do during those breaks is generally up to you - get a cup of coffee, walk around, touch up your makeup, or even masturbate.

Anonymous said...

Glad I got my eyesight back just in time to read this!

--anonyman

Anonymous said...

I was reminded of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKH9ECC_Qa4

Gerardo said...

"here in the U.S. there are no court-mandated masturbation breaks available."

Good thing, too, lest KPC blog traffic converges to zero.

Probably blog posts, too, for that matter.