Friday, July 08, 2011

Not the Onion...Or Is It?

Some stories that are not the Onion...probably.

1. Guys take flattened, dried alligator for joy ride.

2. Duck tape used to save...ducks! And, yes, I mean "duck tape."

3. Food trucks, food trucks, what ya gonna do? What ya gonna do when the mayor comes for you? Make a ...Facebook page! And then "unlike" Mayor Bloomberg.

4. Having medical insurance increases the amount of health services
people consume. Tomorrow: sun rises in the east.

5. Rod Stewart is mistaken for author's elderly aunt.

6. Michigan Congressman had no idea that law outlawing light bulbs would put "Washington in charge of decisions over light bulbs."

(Nod to the Blonde, Angry Alex, and The Chelsea)

3 comments:

Hasdrubal said...

The guys in #1 must have been Red Dwarf fans:

Hasdrubal said...

Oops, the URL didn't come through: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/reddwarf/images/d/d9/Stoke_Me_a_Clipper.jpg

Anonymous said...

Are you sure you meant to say insurance? Or did you mean medical benefits?